text 18 Dec Wtf, t9.

So I will be texting along and then my phone will stop me and this message will appear that tells me this word doesn’t exist. EFF YOU PHONE. ‘Bong’ is a REAL WORD. Yet, it’ll let me type londeye.

What the lame.

text 17 Dec Crazy Cat Lady, we'll call her CCL for short from now on.

CCL:”It’s just every time you guys put your foot down you create a lot of noise!”

Sarah’s dad: “Well, so are you not expecting us to walk on this floor? If you want no noise, here’s what you do, you go move to the country where no one will ever walk on their floor above you.”

Sarah’s dad is so legit.

photo 17 Dec In 4 hours I managed to make my bed in my new room. That’s about it. Every now and then I can pick up the school’s wifi. In need of comcast, pronto.

In 4 hours I managed to make my bed in my new room. That’s about it. Every now and then I can pick up the school’s wifi. In need of comcast, pronto.

photo 16 Dec Peace the eff out, mcmahon.

Peace the eff out, mcmahon.

text 16 Dec

Sugar was used to pay for slaves in the English Carribean.

text 15 Dec

Hey frat boy sitting in front of me. Your girlfriend sucks.


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